As I listen to John Mayer's "Your Body is a Wonderland" on my mini-ipod, I can't help but laugh at my friend's fortune.

My best friend from out-of-town recently had a slight cancer scare. His doctor wanted to test him for testicular cancer due to some symptoms my friend was suffering from. He received the results of these tests yesterday and he doesn't have cancer.

However, he does have 3 cysts on his testicals and a high level of estrogen in his body. He now has to go see an endocrinologist.

So, just before my friend was leaving the office his doctor reassuringly told him that his testicals were spectacular.